My coworker just made this one up and I had to share because I love corny humor: Q: What drug does a programmer do? A: Hextacy.
A funny Craigslist post (now deleted): Web Designer/Programmer Needed Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2007-11-19, 4:51PM EST Must have specific database and Web-development experience to include in-depth database management and Web design services. Experience with government clients providing extensive data management and document tracking support a plus. Must have strong computer programming skills across a wide […]